How To Be An International Playboy

The Struggle…

Is to overcome the urge to be a Fuckboy in order to come up into an International Playboy on the path to settling down like a Gentleman.

You must remember these four things…

Learn to Go Get Things

Get Your Numbers Right

Make Sure You Can Read

Work Smarter Not Harder

…There is no other way

Lesson One: How to Get Laid

When you ASK someone to have SEX with you and they say NO, stop immediately and DO NOT try to have SEX with them anymore.

When you MASTER THIS MOMENT in your SEX life, other people will want YOU to ASK THEM to have SEX with YOU so that they can say YES and then YOU WILL BE GETTING LAID.

THEY can still ask YOU to have SEX with THEM if they change their mind. Don’t blow it by doing too much. Sometimes, less is more.

How to Get Your Balls Ripped Off…

Don’t Ask.

Plus, if you want to GET LAID you are going to have to WORK to GET LAID just like you have to WORK for everything else you EARN. If you don’t WORK at GETTING LAID, you won’t GET LAID. It’s good to rest.

Lesson Two: How to Get Paid

Pay your debts. If you have debts and don’t pay them, less people will line up to give you money than if you do.

Lesson Three: Read AND Write Your Contracts

You have to write down what you want, what you will deliver, and convince them to line up and give you money so you better figure out how to read and write your contracts.

The Flash Mantra

I became an International Playboy by saying a Flash Mantra. 

You can too. 

The Four Things to Remember are the First Flash Mantra

Your personal Flash Mantra WILL come if you start this process AND keep at it until your personal Flash Mantra comes to you. If you stop working after you start but before your Flash Mantra comes to you, it may never come to you. 

If you DON’T stop working until it comes to you, it WILL be yours forever.

The Four Things To Remember Are…

Learn to Go Get Things

Get Your Numbers Right

Make Sure You Can Read

Work Smarter Not Harder

My advice is to say this in the morning while you are going through your Shit, Shower, and Shave routine even if shaving isn’t incorporated. My other advice is to try saying it out loud in the shower, and in your mind during the rest of your Shit, Shower, and Shave routine.

You can say the Flash Mantra at any moment you wish and your circumstances will determine if you say it out loud or inside your mind.

The more you say it, the better it will work. By incorporating the Flash Mantra into your daily routine you are building the skills you need in order to set your intentions so you can set your schedule.

When you set your intentions so you can set your schedule you will be Working Smarter Not Harder.

Set Your Own Intentions for Yourself

The Power Will Come From The Mantra

Set Your Own Schedule for Your Life

The Energy Will Come From Your Work

Shitting, Showering, and Shaving

Mastery of Your Routine Will Help You Get Laid

Ignoring Your Routine Will Make it Harder to Get Laid

Get Clean

Keep Clean

Be Attractive

The first thing you need to do is go out and get yourself a Shaving Kit. You can buy a preloaded Shaving Kit, or make your own.  You are responsible for keeping your Shaving Kit stocked with the things you need to be clean and attractive. You will need to find money in order to put nice stuff in your Shaving Kit and keep it stocked. The amount of money you need to find will depend on your taste. 

Everything is an Option

Everything Comes at a Cost

Everything Matters

The options really are infinite. There are many nice things to put in your Shaving Kit. This is true for both The Essentials and The Extras.

The Essentials…

• Toothbrush

• Toothpaste

• Soap

• Deodorant

• Nail Clippers

• Itch Cream
  

The Extras…

• Razor

• Shave Lube

• Aftershave

• Body Spray

• Condoms

• Sex Lube

• Mirror

• Hair Care

• Powder

• Pills

• Combo Lock

• Wipes

• Makeup

• Cosmetics

• Washcloth

• Scrubby
  

Your Parents…

 Are a Resource

Get Their Advice

Learn Their Values

While you are working on getting a Shaving Kit one thing you can do right away, besides saying the Flash Mantra during your morning routine, is take your Chonies into the shower with you and wash them by hand. Remove any skid marks and wring out all the soap before you put them in the dirty laundry pile or hang them up to dry. 

This daily practice will program your brain as you begin to manage your own shit. You will need a clean cum rag anyway, if nothing else. Especially if you haven't Got Laid yet.

If your Mom asks why you washed your Chonies before you put your Chonies in the dirty laundry pile, tell her that I told you it would help you Get Laid. Show her the instructions if she asks to see them. Decide for yourself if you would like to share them if she doesn’t ask to see them.

This might feel like things are about to go sideways. They will go sideways a little bit. Your Mom won’t see that one coming. Don’t let it phase you. Once the dust settles, your Mom will confirm that my advice is good advice. 

Your Mom has lots of advice that can help you Get Laid. Your Dad knows how to Get Laid too. You will be the most successful if you can leverage Intel from both parents.

You need to start the conversation with both of your Parents because it’s YOUR SEX LIFE at stake here, NOT theirs. They want the best for you, but they have been Getting Laid for a while now and have other priorities for their life. 

If YOU start the conversation with your Parents, YOU will have done something HARD, in a SMART way, and that will make it EASIER for everyone because YOU have GIVEN your parents an OPPORTUNITY to clarify their values and views about SEX so that you can understand exactly how they want to raise you.

You must practice talking about sex in order to be good at talking about sex. The better you are at talking about sex, while Mastering the Moment like you were taught in Lesson One, you increase the odds you will receive a YES when you ask someone to have sex with you.

It will be awkward at first. That's normal so don’t let it bug you. Sex is awkward. Porn isn’t Real. Practice makes Perfect.

Getting good at talking about sex before you ask someone to have sex with you will give you a head start that will help you Get Laid faster than if you try and wing it out of the gate. If you need to wing it out of the gate, that’s fine, but it will just be harder than if you practice and prepare before you start asking people to have sex with you. If your parents are resistant to helping you Get Laid, don’t worry about it. Move on to something else, like getting a Shaving Kit. 

How to Be a Parent

For me, the measuring tool I came up with for myself, to measure my success as a parent, if I were to become one, goes like this…

My Daughter should know that when she finds herself pregnant that she will have to make a decision that she will live with for the rest of her life and that whatever decision she makes she already knows that she will have my unwavering support.

My Son needs to know that if it happens that he has made someone pregnant, she will have a decision to make that he will have to live with for the rest of his life. If he wants to influence her decision, he better show her that his opinion is worth taking into consideration, and that whatever her decision is, he must already know that she will have my unwavering support, even if I wish she would have made a different decision.

The decision isn’t just whether to have her baby or not, it’s also about who she will raise her baby around and where she will raise her baby. 

It’s not just about you, but you matter a lot. You made her pregnant.

You are important, especially if she chooses to have your baby because if she does, it will be your child.

Don’t blow this moment.

She will always make the right decision.

She will decide if you are to be the Father of your child.

You can use what I came up with or come up with your own statement to yourself that you will hold yourself accountable to when the time comes that you find out that you have made someone pregnant.

Start working on something to come up with right away. Take your time to get it right. Mine took a few drafts and the one presented here is the product of a series of thoughtful revisions over a few years.

If you have not started puberty yet, this is an exercise that can be done now that will help you Get Laid when you are old enough and wise enough to Get Laid. It will also help your parents raise you, if you choose to share the exercise with them. It will help you be a better parent if the time comes.

Challenge: Do this every year for your birthday until you make someone pregnant. Keep the revisions to remind yourself. Share them with your child once they are grown, or when their first pregnancy occurs.

This exercise is a requirement of all International Playboys that are worth a shit.

It's your life.

The Lifestyle…

If you don’t work at Getting Laid

You will not Get Laid

If you stop working to Get Laid

You will stop Getting Laid

Don’t Stop Getting Laid Because You Weren’t Working

International Playboys Don’t Make Lame Excuses For Not Getting Laid

Reading This Guide Outloud Will Help You Get Laid

Reading This Guide Silently Will Help You Get Laid

Reading Will Help You Get Laid

Start a Rock Band

Learn Martial Arts

Do Cool Shit

Starting a Rock Band and Learning Martial Arts are examples of Doing Cool Shit that will help you Fuck Right once you start Getting Laid. These daily practices, when incorporated into your lifestyle, will help you develop the skills you need to be good at Fucking. If you can read this, you are old enough to learn to play an instrument, learn a martial art, or both. Even if you have not gone through puberty, this is something that you can start doing now that will help you Get Laid when you are old enough and wise enough to Get Laid.

Rhythm, Timing, and Harmony are all skills that you will develop if you start a Rock Band. Muscle Control, Dexterity, Strength, and Stamina will be learned through Martial Arts training. Doing Cool Shit will make you Hot as Fuck.

Being Hot as Fuck is the Secret to Getting Laid

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