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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY IS NO GOOD AT ALL

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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY IS NO GOOD AT ALL 🛸 ALL WORK AND NO PLAY IS NO GOOD AT ALL 🛸

Ladies and Gentlemen…





May I please request a moment for your time? 






Would you be so kind as to scroll down until you reach the following message and then read it?




















Thank you for allowing me to introduce…




THE



 First Ever



Only One



Never Was 



Like This



First Time




THE 








Universally Available, Totally Deniable, Rent Tax Credit!









!BANG!



  1. Same concept as the other tax credits. 

  2. $6000 per year equals $500 per month rent help. That could lead to a saved up down payment on a home loan, a car, or even a saxophone.

  3. Renters must be good tenants because even with a guarantee of rent, no one wants a renter that trashes their rental unit and makes them spend their deposit on repairs.


no income, no problem. 


  1. File a $0 income tax form and get a job. 

  2. Rent an apartment to sleep in when you get off using your new tax credit to keep things affordably in line with your tastes and rental history.

  3. Go in on a house with a friend. 



Whatever.



It's YOUR Universally Available, Totally Deniable, Rent Tax Credit!


Because only a checkbox is required, this tax credit qualifies for the…  Bureaucratically Correct Seal of Universal Approval in the Category of Perfection! That means it MUST exceed International Playboys Standards of Basic Efficacy by a lot!


No New Workflows!


I Just Explained Them!


They Are Already There!




…that's it.




Now all the IRS needs to do is put the check box on the form and make a mental note not to forget about the Universally Available, Totally Deniable, Rent Tax Credit on our tax forms during the pre-audit.







Yep, you guessed it…



Legislation might NOT be required. 

Check with your Congressional Representative for the rules+. 

Proceed accordingly.













This Public Service Announcement Courtesy of International Playboy.












Efficacy Standards Not Yet Set

+Universal Acceptability is the Point

+Total or Partial Deniability Permitted At The Discretion Of Each Individual Filer.

Privacy Right + Social Grace = Disclosure Not Required